guys with sleeve tattoos wearing dress shirts with the sleeves rolled up. fuck man.
check out this periodic table
I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit
who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?
you’re such a b**** (bagel)
why is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall
april fools is coming up but who cares cause my life is a joke every day of the year
drinking tea now and then doesnt make you sophisticated it just means you like drinkign wet leaf
enjoy your fucki ng wet leaves
i keep thinking back to amy’s afterword
and how it says everything the doctor needs to hear: that she’s happy, that she did find rory, that they lived a long life together
and then i keep thinking back to river’s words
don’t let him see the damage
and wondering whether anything in that afterward is actually true.
i need to kick you in the knee cap